ugo, I insist that you stay! If you leave, I’m gonna have to find someone else to dislike and pick on. You’re being so unfair and inconsiderate, forcing me to break-in someone else.
You are also throwing away all your efforts over many months in establishing yourself here as a valuable member of the JC community. Don’t let it all be in vain, don’t throw it all away, think long and hard before you make a decision.
If you leave now ugo, I’ll have to replace you with fastcars, and that wouldn’t be fair on him would it? And it will all be your fault.
Seriously ugo, stay, and don’t let me or anyone else drive you away.