The Chav Ten Comandments:
1) u shal watch trisha evry day
2) u wil pik up ur giro from the postie evry week
3) u wil av a kid by 16
4) u must wag skool on a regula basis cos u dont need to spel rite if u av a mobile, innit?
5) u’ve gotta wear trad chav dress, rite, cos u’ll look mingin ova wise n u can only buy it from JD
6) u will ‘chav’ up ur Nova so it luks gud (dunt mata if its only a 1.2 m8!)
7) u wil have atleast 3 crim convictions under ya belt by 18
8] underage drinking starts at 10
9) u wil learn to smoke your 1st fag by age 8
10) always rememba dat posh people fink dey r beta but they aint cos we r the smart one’s cos dey r all paying for our booze with their taxes, innit?!