I have this awful vision of UGO, sitting in his garret, hunched over his keyboard, and cackling with glee as he types yet another wind-up.
Sweat running off his balding head onto the keys; stained string vest and smelly clothes sticking to last week’s unwashed grease; can of Stella at his elbow; button mushroom gripped between sweaty thighs; and farting with excitement at every post.
I’ll bet he thought that nobody had worked it out huh?
I wonder if he dressed up as the character he was impersonating, so as to make it more realistic and intensify the thrill he got from doing it???
Strange they were all female eh?