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15 March, 2006 at 1:25 pm #203491
ohhhh i love me Haggis… cud eat it daily…
15 March, 2006 at 1:52 pm #203492LMFAOOO mary second 1 was class!
15 March, 2006 at 2:39 pm #203493
Ere lass u’m senden a snaw bawl yu’wey,Nice One -Love William xx15 March, 2006 at 8:38 pm #203494A Slushy Poem
removed as it was a pile of shyte and not slush, my mistake! :lol:
15 March, 2006 at 8:41 pm #203495More Slush
There’s a kind of slush
all over the place tonight
all over the place
you can hear the sound of wellies on ice
You ken what I meanJust the sound of hush
and no snaw in sight that’s right
There’s no poets left so I feel inclined
to read Mary’s shyteSo listen very carefully
Come closer now and you will see what I mean
It’s must be a dreamThe only sound that you will hear
Is when she hollers in your ear I’d love you
Ta clear yer path fer once!!!16 March, 2006 at 12:10 am #203496lol.. @ Obs very guid..! lol espec. Marys’ shyte lol oh now i feel i have to responsed with another verse…. i will think… watch this space..
@The Observer wrote:
More Slush
There’s a kind of slush
all over the place tonight
all over the place
you can hear the sound of wellies on ice
You ken what I meanJust the sound of hush
and no snaw in sight that’s right
There’s no poets left so I feel inclined
to read Mary’s shyteSo listen very carefully
Come closer now and you will see what I mean
It’s must be a dreamThe only sound that you will hear
Is when she hollers in your ear I’d love you
Ta clear yer path fer once!!!17 March, 2006 at 12:09 am #203497Hehe I’m in your midst again
I fear that I am pissed again
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again
A little Brahms and Liszt again
I might have made a fist again
of getting one off the wrist again
but hopefully she wont resist again
if I show her my clenched fist again
oh bugger I need to desist again
She loves Jean Baptiste again
I hear you boo and hissed again
but you’re back on my short list againbetter shyte? :)
17 March, 2006 at 1:20 pm #203498and ive nevr read soo much pi’ss in me life…. lol
joke… i c the few ales took over lol wait til u re-read it…
17 March, 2006 at 11:30 pm #203499You are right…….Of course!
18 March, 2006 at 12:07 am #203500Not Again!!!!
Hehe I’m in your midst again :)
Unfortunately I am pissed again :P
The toilet bowl I’ve missed again :oops:
A little Brahms and Liszt again :lol:
Will I get hugged and kissed again? [-o<
Or get shown that clenched fist again? 8-[
My charms, can she resist again? 8)
but I’ve been told to desist again :(
As she loves Jean Baptiste again :evil:
and my sebaceous cyst again :?:
has burst and well you get the jist again :-…
So a swift one off the wrist again :mrgreen:
but I might want you to assist again :wink:
I fear that it’s Scotch mist again :|
and I’ll end up as “dismissed again” :-({|= -
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