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  • #203491

    ohhhh i love me Haggis… cud eat it daily…

    #203492

    LMFAOOO mary second 1 was class!

    #203493


    Ere lass u’m senden a snaw bawl yu’wey,Nice One -Love William xx

    #203494

    A Slushy Poem

    removed as it was a pile of shyte and not slush, my mistake! :lol:

    #203495

    More Slush

    There’s a kind of slush
    all over the place tonight
    all over the place
    you can hear the sound of wellies on ice
    You ken what I mean

    Just the sound of hush
    and no snaw in sight that’s right
    There’s no poets left so I feel inclined
    to read Mary’s shyte

    So listen very carefully
    Come closer now and you will see what I mean
    It’s must be a dream

    The only sound that you will hear
    Is when she hollers in your ear I’d love you
    Ta clear yer path fer once!!!

    #203496

    lol.. @ Obs very guid..! lol espec. Marys’ shyte lol oh now i feel i have to responsed with another verse…. i will think… watch this space..

    @The Observer wrote:

    More Slush

    There’s a kind of slush
    all over the place tonight
    all over the place
    you can hear the sound of wellies on ice
    You ken what I mean

    Just the sound of hush
    and no snaw in sight that’s right
    There’s no poets left so I feel inclined
    to read Mary’s shyte

    So listen very carefully
    Come closer now and you will see what I mean
    It’s must be a dream

    The only sound that you will hear
    Is when she hollers in your ear I’d love you
    Ta clear yer path fer once!!!

    #203497

    Hehe I’m in your midst again
    I fear that I am pissed again
    The toilet bowl I’ve missed again
    A little Brahms and Liszt again
    I might have made a fist again
    of getting one off the wrist again
    but hopefully she wont resist again
    if I show her my clenched fist again
    oh bugger I need to desist again
    She loves Jean Baptiste again
    I hear you boo and hissed again
    but you’re back on my short list again

    better shyte? :)

    #203498

    and ive nevr read soo much pi’ss in me life…. lol

    joke… i c the few ales took over lol wait til u re-read it…

    #203499

    You are right…….Of course!

    #203500

    Not Again!!!!

    Hehe I’m in your midst again :)
    Unfortunately I am pissed again :P
    The toilet bowl I’ve missed again :oops:
    A little Brahms and Liszt again :lol:
    Will I get hugged and kissed again? [-o<
    Or get shown that clenched fist again? 8-[
    My charms, can she resist again? 8)
    but I’ve been told to desist again :(
    As she loves Jean Baptiste again :evil:
    and my sebaceous cyst again :?:
    has burst and well you get the jist again :-…
    So a swift one off the wrist again :mrgreen:
    but I might want you to assist again :wink:
    I fear that it’s Scotch mist again :|
    and I’ll end up as “dismissed again” :-({|=

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