typical conversation of man who has just bought a ps3

miss wife – i think the kids need some new school uniform, can we afford it this week?

mr hubby- ermmm, no, cause i just bought a ps3

miss wife- right, have you dear , is it good

mr hubby – yeah its great, it lets you listen to music.. watch dvds, burn music and you can even use it to play ps2 games on it

miss wife – right, so how much are the games

mr hubby – oh there is no games yet, well not decent ones, and they cost £50 each

miss wife – so, you going to wait another year before the games are out

mr hubby – yes

miss wife – so in another year will the ps3 be any cheaper

mr hubby – yes probably £200 cheaper

miss wife – right, so what are going to do now with the ps2, the dvd player, the stero system and the pc?

mr hubby – well we will keep them too, they come in handy for watching dvd’s, burning music, and playing ps2 games on and listening to music

miss wife – ok dear, the kids can go without uniform for another year

mr hubby – i love you

miss wife – well i fucking hate you, get of your arse and get a brain you thick bastard