Two Chinese Men..

One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.

“Wait!” cried Ah Choy.

“Wat is lat ho?”

“Yah ho! Be carefool lo,” warned Ah Seng.

“Wat is it?” They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. “Eee.. look like s hit lah!” say Ah Choy.

“Hmmm..smell like s hit also!” say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, “Tastes like s hit!”

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, “Confirm is s hit!”

Then they smiled at each other, “Wah! lucky we didn’t step on it.”