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There are about as many TV presenters these days as there are Polish migrant workers.
I’m losing count of them.
I was thinking that maybe we could post them here with a little written profile.I’ve done the first – written in the style of Ali G.
Click on this link http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp to do an Ali G style profile of a different presenter.
GRAHAM NORTON
Graham norton iz an sound comedian who prefers to be knobbin bruvers ratha dan bitches. he’s not dat wicked to be honest but some peeps iz gonna dig iz camp, effeminate stylie hof humour.
richard madeley. dun in a yorky accent.
Well ‘a’ wee Richard madely ‘e worked i’ leed. if ah wor judy i’d smack ‘is gob up interuptin uz. ‘n wha’ wi’ t’ ‘aircut. just not gran’ a’ thy age wee Richard. :shock:
Noel Edmonds – Ali G style
Noel edmonds iz da geeza wiv da batty lookin beard who iz fittest known fe dealin or narr deal in. he iz quite batty now an’ always wears da batty lookin jumpa whun e iz on telly. he iz always lookin to bone da sweet lookin bitches dat go on iz show.
Bruce Forsyth … in the style of Simon Cowell.
What on earth was THAT??? It wasn’t singing – and it certainly wasn’t dancing, and we don’t do wigs any more …. what was your name???? Oh yes … Bruce.
Look, if you’re going to make it in this business you need to drop the stupid little giggle; forget the ”luvvy” catch phrases …. we’ve heard them all before and quite frankly they’re boring.
Try taking some singing lessons, but don’t bother with the dancing ‘cos you look like a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
NEXT !!!!!
@forumhostpb wrote:
Bruce Forsyth … in the style of Simon Cowell.
What on earth was THAT??? It wasn’t singing – and it certainly wasn’t dancing, and we don’t do wigs any more …. what was your name???? Oh yes … Bruce.
Look, if you’re going to make it in this business you need to drop the stupid little giggle; forget the ”luvvy” catch phrases …. we’ve heard them all before and quite frankly they’re boring.
Try taking some singing lessons, but don’t bother with the dancing ‘cos you look like a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
NEXT !!!!!
lol ive copied that mite use that 2nite as im a judgin a karaoke comp…!!!
my fav sayin ‘ Can u sing Silent Night or FAR FAR AWAY….!!! plz lol
VERNON KAY
Vernon kay iz da lanky piece hof dirt wiv da wicked way hof bangin an’ da mingin minga fe da bitch. well dull wiv narr personality an’ probably takes hit up da batty from bells to bells.
ANT n DEC :-in woolyback style TO$$ERS
Give me Ann Robinson any day of the week :P :P :P
(Yes – but what do we give her eh??? …..Ed)
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