Tut Tut Geoff…Everyone Please Read!!

@sunny wrote:

Did i hear theres mud werstling going on :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

*Grabs Sunny and chucks her in the mud pit*

C’mon baby lets wrestle !!!!!!!!!! :wink: :lol:

Oi

stop making geoff out to be an attention seeker…..

im the only one apparently on here who is

:roll:

Emma x

He climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
His trousers have got a tear
He waltzes on his way to Mass
And whistles on the stair
And underneath his wimple
He has curlers in his hair
I even heard him singing in the abbey

He’s always late for chapel
But his penitence is real
He’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Geoffry not an asset to the abbey

I’d like to say a word in his behalf
Geoffry makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Geoffry?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Geoffry?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Geoffry?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

When I’m with him I’m confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
He’s as flighty as a feather
He’s a darling! He’s a demon! He’s a lamb!

He’d outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He is gentle! She is wild!
He’s a riddle! He’s a child!
He’s a headache! He’s an angel!
He’s a MANl!

How do you solve a problem like Geofrry?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Geoffry?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like geoffryyyyyyyyyyyy?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

Oh Geoffry hope u like my wee tune m8 lol

@rubyred wrote:

,IM AWAITING A CURRY :)

:)

:lol: Ruby’s waiting for a ruby?

:-s I’ll have you know the Pink Coconut is the height of urbane sophistication.