TRESPASSING

jolly roger wrote:

lovely innit i have one or 2 every morning before i go out it gets my head in gear.

lindaclemenza7 wrote:

Glad u not on road. The traffic across the way has been high. The road lol so many incidents..glad not in one of those. Loving it on opposite side however. But tired of all the b.s.

Have to run some errands..have not used a bus in years. No hitchhikers allowed on our highways. And i dont have a horse. Thank god my legs not sore for a week..i can still walk.

well its a good job youve never had sex with me cos you wouldnt be able to walk for a month sugar boots.

anyway moving on yep im still banned from ukc not that im bothered i dont give a fuck i could easily get back in if i want to but why? they just talk nonsense all i want to know is….oh ok ive been banned down the years for this and that,mostly unfounded allegations but hey ho but what my tiny brain cant conceive or grasp the concept is trespassin means to me like being somewhere you shouldnt be yunno nicking lead of a  but not chat sites ffschurch roof,stealing flowers from graveyards cos youve got no stock left for your market stall tomorrow etc but not chat sites ffs id e mail or pm a mod to explain it no point tho i probably get some window licking admin its just a word /excuse we made up cos we dont like you yeh theyre right ycmiu

dickheads.

i was talking to an auld mate of mine last night on the phone hes called jeff lynne hes in a band or summat you might have heard of him? anyway hes got the same problem as me he keeps gettin kicked for trespassin

heres what he said

jeff”maybe they dont really think its me”

me”to well who are you exactly are you anyway”?

him “cheeky bastard”

so i said “look mate secret is to choosing a user name which is funny  or wow thats clever  invigorating they put a lot of effort into that like etc alf hucker henry the horse,miss understanding mr pot noodle ,basildon bond,cool andy warhol,mcfc  for life yanno use your brain man”

then he says to me”yeh but i cant even log into jc,altho i can read the boards so i spotted you there spouting out yer usual shoites and i was wondering who she was that you talk to?

me”who”

he said “the one who seems to have a lot to say for herself,altho i find her an interesting chick is it linda.or summmat”?

me “oh her yeh” do you want me to pass on a message?

he said “yeh i want to try and write  a song about her but you need to throw me a few snippets about her so will you ask  her  ok i realise that her days of going to a go go is an utter no no but ask her everything that makes her happy everything that makes her glad,the secrets that she hides just ask her everything give me something to work on

me”er yeh ok see what i can do for you now fuck off im watching naked attraction

eh get you linda 83 yrs old and youve still got men writing songs about you,ycmiu you auld bint x

i love you linda but dont start coming  on about your  first birthday for 7 years bollocks,now let me tell you something these guys you go into pm ukc chat with lets start with  admin elwood bluz total dick just cos hes watched the blues brothers and oh the best one poco loco any jcer who knows their salt know its anitagoforadump why you having a go at me im not the dickhead they are?

i know the ukc admin are reading this but they havent got the balls to reply i have a lot of friends in there they tell me everything,so im not telling you what to do but i dont want you posting in there anymore cos we will fall out! and that goes for any other jcer whos defected you know you dont like ukc really so come back apart from kiwi you sheep shagging kunt.

if you read it properly i  wasnt calling you that name i was calling it kiwi.