Star Trekkin’, across the Universe,
On the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin’, across the Universe,
Boldly going forward, ’cause we can’t find reverse (and things are getting worse).
Lt. Uhura – report.
UHURA:
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim (scrape ’em off, Jim!).
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
SPOCK:
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it,
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it Captain.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
MCCOY:
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim,
It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Starship captain James T Kirk.
KIRK:
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men (Scotty, beam me up).
Engine room – Mr. Scott.
SCOTTY:
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics,
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
SCOTTY: Ye canna change the script, Jim. Ach, see you Jimmie!
MCCOY: It’s worse than that, it’s physics, Jim.
KIRK: Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
SCOTTY: Ach! If I give ‘er any more she’ll blow, Captain!
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