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    A tramp goes into a bar.
    ‘Can I have a fork please?’ He takes the fork and leaves. 2nd tramp walks in.
    ‘Can I have a fork please?’ He takes the fork and leaves. 3rd tramp walks in.
    ‘I guess you want a fork too?’ says the barman
    ‘No, a straw please’
    ‘How come you want a straw and the others wanted forks?’
    ‘Someones been sick outside, and the others have already got the lumpy bits’

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    lol….. gosh was just about to have breakfast… maybe will leave it for a while :?

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