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    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reported to be allegedly building a £5 million bunker under their Colorado home to protect them from alien attacks.

    A source close to the Scientologist couple said they are planning the construction of a “self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years”.

    Perhaps there are more brothers and sisters planned on the way for Suri then?

    The bunker will allegedly have a high-tech air-purification system and will contain all the necessary survival equipment.

    Scientologists are said to believe that an evil galactic overlord is planning an attack on earth. If you’re desperate to get more detail on this unusual belief you could always grab a copy John Travolta’s film Battlefield Earth, but we wouldn’t recommend it!

    and just in case you missed it before, we said allegedly!

    Someone has lost his fckin marbles! CUCKOO!

    sourced from yahoo

    #288994

    He has always been a funny little bugger. Ive never liked him but managed to get past my hatred for him in Top Gun as it was a cool film, but I hope and pray he accidently locks himself in his bunker and we dont have to see the lil fella ever again :lol:

    #288995

    he was cool in rainman. :P

    #288996

    @pats wrote:

    he was cool in rainman. :P

    I reckon Dustin Hoffers was cooler :wink:

    #288997

    Yeah but they’re both shortarses.

    #288998

    I never could quite figure out why a hotty like Nicole Kidman would want to bump uglies with the smarmy leprechaun

    But fingers crossed they move into their bunker with some of the other freaky nutjobs from their cult never to be seen again :lol: :lol:

    #288999

    i hope he gets lost in there and is never seen again this dwarf is the pits and a control freak to boot.

    #289000

    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reported to be allegedly building a £5 million bunker under their Colorado home to protect them from alien attacks.

    A source close to the Scientologist couple said they are planning the construction of a “self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years”.

    Perhaps there are more brothers and sisters planned on the way for Suri then?

    The bunker will allegedly have a high-tech air-purification system and will contain all the necessary survival equipment.

    Scientologists are said to believe that an evil galactic overlord is planning an attack on earth. If you’re desperate to get more detail on this unusual belief you could always grab a copy John Travolta’s film Battlefield Earth, but we wouldn’t recommend it!

    and just in case you missed it before, we said allegedly!

    Someone has lost his fckin marbles! CUCKOO!

    sourced from yahoo

    I dont know who to laugh at most. Yahoo for putting the story out or you for believing it.

    #289001

    This is to protect Tom, and his family from the coming invasion of the pesky, evil intergalctic overlord Xenu.

    I know If I had 10 million Dollars Id be doing the same.

    #289002

    @sweetass wrote:

    @ubermik wrote:

    I never could quite figure out why a hotty like Nicole Kidman would want to bump uglies with the smarmy leprechaun

    But fingers crossed they move into their bunker with some of the other freaky nutjobs from their cult never to be seen again :lol: :lol:

    I take offence to you calling Tom Snooze a feckin Leprachaun. How rude is that :!: :!: :twisted: He’s just an out and out eejit ffs .. and being Irish is nothing to do with it ( Begorrah, Jaysus and Feck) :twisted: :twisted: :shock: :wink:

    “ar*e, tits, feck father” :lol: :lol:

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