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Name the top 10 lies told in chat.
* Wonders what people will say*
I’ve never done this before…..
@ncb wrote:
Name the top 10 lies told in chat.
* Wonders what people will say*
I think the top one has to be Ncb,,,,,,,the size of their diks lolol
lol Cas,,,,,,, hence the reason we keep our JustChat magnifing glasses and twissers handy.
Apparently … the top three lies in the world are:
1. Of course I love you darling.
2. The cheque’s in the post
3. I promise I won’t come in your mouth.
Moving on…..
The main lies told in chatrooms (especially in PC):
1 – involve the user’s age, (why is it always so much younger than reality? 25 and up for it usually means 55 and past it.)
2 – or the size of their ‘appendages’ (men are always uncharacteristically enormous – 9inches or, God help us, even more; and women’s breasts are always big and never small; or ‘firm’ and ‘shapely’ but never like Spaniel’s ears)
3 – or their bodily proportions ( men are always ‘fit and women are always ‘petite’ or ‘slim’ and neither sex ever has a pot belly or big hips & bum.).
4 – Married men always say they are single and never ever think about a bit on the side do they?
5 – Married women always say they are divorced or separated but can never take phone calls in the evenings.
Dont forget the token “I’m dying of cancer” one! :roll:
How many of us fell for that one? Only fell for it once, Lil Angel. Never again! =;
@forumhostpb wrote:
Apparently … the top three lies in the world are:
1. Of course I love you darling.
2. The cheque’s in the post
3. I promise I won’t come in your mouth.
Moving on…..
The main lies told in chatrooms (especially in PC):
1 – involve the user’s age, (why is it always so much younger than reality? 25 and up for it usually means 55 and past it.)
2 – or the size of their ‘appendages’ (men are always uncharacteristically enormous – 9inches or, God help us, even more; and women’s breasts are always big and never small; or ‘firm’ and ‘shapely’ but never like Spaniel’s ears)
3 – or their bodily proportions ( men are always ‘fit and women are always ‘petite’ or ‘slim’ and neither sex ever has a pot belly or big hips & bum.).
4 – Married men always say they are single and never ever think about a bit on the side do they?
5 – Married women always say they are divorced or separated but can never take phone calls in the evenings.
You ever tried to pass yourself off as 25 PB?
@Bad Manners wrote:
….You ever tried to pass yourself off as 25 PB?
I tried once, but the fact that I could spell correctly gave me away.
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