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16 December, 2009 at 8:00 am #425713
A better solution would have a pretty, scantily clad young female deputy for the Fat Controller who’s also a lot cleverer than he is. That would be a modern feminist.
16 December, 2009 at 10:44 am #425714Yes Bas, that would go down well with the male train spotting fraternity – but not with ‘wimmin’ visitors from Lesbos, who seem to make up the majority of the ‘Wimmin’s Lib’ fascists.
I suspect that the archetypal feminist would DEMAND that the female depiction of the Fat Controller’s deputy should be: a) not the deputy at all but the ‘boss’ and b) should be wearing dungarees, be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt), and have a close cropped hairstyle, so as to avoid any form of ‘feminine’ stereotyping.
Oh and I nearly forgot the final and essential qualification – ‘she’ should possess a degree from the University of Alberta
16 December, 2009 at 10:50 am #425715@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes Bas, that would go down well with the male train spotting fraternity – but not with ‘wimmin’ visitors from Lesbos, who seem to make up the majority of the ‘Wimmin’s Lib’ fascists.
I suspect that the archetypal feminist would DEMAND that the female depiction of the Fat Controller’s deputy should be: a) not the deputy at all but the ‘boss’ and b) should be wearing dungarees, be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt), and have a close cropped hairstyle, so as to avoid any form of ‘feminine’ stereotyping.
Oh and I nearly forgot the final and essential qualification – ‘she’ should possess a degree from the University of Alberta
WooHoo’s had her :shock:
16 December, 2009 at 10:53 am #425716Poor Ringo….. :lol:
16 December, 2009 at 11:05 am #425717@forumhostpb wrote:
be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt)
Does burning your bra make you flat-chested then?
16 December, 2009 at 11:25 am #425718@jen_jen wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt)
Does burning your bra make you flat-chested then?
Apparently so. It seems that setting fire to bras – and thus not wearing them – removes all possibility of support and over time the breasts sag lower and lower (towards the navel) thus giving a ‘flat chested’ appearance.
A major face lift operation is said to delay the onset of ‘female breast sag’ – but don’t take this as a reccomendastion.
16 December, 2009 at 5:56 pm #425719@pete wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes Bas, that would go down well with the male train spotting fraternity – but not with ‘wimmin’ visitors from Lesbos, who seem to make up the majority of the ‘Wimmin’s Lib’ fascists.
I suspect that the archetypal feminist would DEMAND that the female depiction of the Fat Controller’s deputy should be: a) not the deputy at all but the ‘boss’ and b) should be wearing dungarees, be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt), and have a close cropped hairstyle, so as to avoid any form of ‘feminine’ stereotyping.
Oh and I nearly forgot the final and essential qualification – ‘she’ should possess a degree from the University of Alberta
WooHoo’s had her :shock:
Had Her?..
I Created Her.. :lol:
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