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    A better solution would have a pretty, scantily clad young female deputy for the Fat Controller who’s also a lot cleverer than he is. That would be a modern feminist.

    #425714

    Yes Bas, that would go down well with the male train spotting fraternity – but not with ‘wimmin’ visitors from Lesbos, who seem to make up the majority of the ‘Wimmin’s Lib’ fascists.

    I suspect that the archetypal feminist would DEMAND that the female depiction of the Fat Controller’s deputy should be: a) not the deputy at all but the ‘boss’ and b) should be wearing dungarees, be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt), and have a close cropped hairstyle, so as to avoid any form of ‘feminine’ stereotyping.

    Oh and I nearly forgot the final and essential qualification – ‘she’ should possess a degree from the University of Alberta

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    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Yes Bas, that would go down well with the male train spotting fraternity – but not with ‘wimmin’ visitors from Lesbos, who seem to make up the majority of the ‘Wimmin’s Lib’ fascists.

    I suspect that the archetypal feminist would DEMAND that the female depiction of the Fat Controller’s deputy should be: a) not the deputy at all but the ‘boss’ and b) should be wearing dungarees, be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt), and have a close cropped hairstyle, so as to avoid any form of ‘feminine’ stereotyping.

    Oh and I nearly forgot the final and essential qualification – ‘she’ should possess a degree from the University of Alberta

    WooHoo’s had her :shock:

    #425716

    Poor Ringo….. :lol:

    #425717

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt)

    Does burning your bra make you flat-chested then?

    #425718

    @jen_jen wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt)

    Does burning your bra make you flat-chested then?

    Apparently so. It seems that setting fire to bras – and thus not wearing them – removes all possibility of support and over time the breasts sag lower and lower (towards the navel) thus giving a ‘flat chested’ appearance.

    A major face lift operation is said to delay the onset of ‘female breast sag’ – but don’t take this as a reccomendastion.

    #425719

    @pete wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Yes Bas, that would go down well with the male train spotting fraternity – but not with ‘wimmin’ visitors from Lesbos, who seem to make up the majority of the ‘Wimmin’s Lib’ fascists.

    I suspect that the archetypal feminist would DEMAND that the female depiction of the Fat Controller’s deputy should be: a) not the deputy at all but the ‘boss’ and b) should be wearing dungarees, be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt), and have a close cropped hairstyle, so as to avoid any form of ‘feminine’ stereotyping.

    Oh and I nearly forgot the final and essential qualification – ‘she’ should possess a degree from the University of Alberta

    WooHoo’s had her :shock:

    Had Her?..

    I Created Her.. :lol:

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