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if a tiny knick of gloss paint chips off, cover the spot with tipex …….covers great until you gloss again :D
Someone could be making millions here….who needs the major companies :D
i mean who would go broke…apart from the make up companies??@kent f OBE wrote:
Maybe the tena man should be invented………surely men have laughing/sneezing accidents too :lol:
You really are a magical princess, You say it and it’s done!!!!!!
http://www.tena.co.uk/men/products/product-range/
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It fits here cause of the heading of this thread (well in my head it fits)
This is the true story of a garage owner in North Kerry who gave his dog a haircut.
He was sick and tired of thieves breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc.
So he came up with this idea to give his dog a haircut.
He put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that tried to break in or climb his fence.
Would-be thieves saw the “Lion” from a distance and fled the scene.
The dog’s probably trying to figure out why his head’s so hot and his backside is so cold.
Leave fresh meat out in the garden, it will keep the crocodiles away from the house.
@a certain sadness wrote:
Leave fresh meat out in the garden, it will keep the crocodiles away from the house.
A conker in the corner of every room keeps out arachnids too so I hear.
keep your gun powder dry!
Well, I heard the other day that a man’s sperm tastes of whatever they have eaten…………not sure if this is true…………..is it?!!!! :lol:
no idea but heard that if they drink pineapple juice it makes it taste sweeter!!!
……….I was wondering, best give my hubby a glass of baileys after his bitter! :lol:
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