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  • #437386

    Office workers.

    Avoid distractions from your very important paperwork by making ‘blinkers’ out of old Post-it notes, carefully stuck to your very important temple.

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    #437387

    @pete wrote:

    Or…. and this is radical…. don’t dye your hair :lol:

    I wouldn’t if the grey grew in a straight forward manner..

    It’s at the back and sides, which makes the black on top look like a fekking toupee.. :lol:

    #437388

    One superstition to get rid of warts involves rubbing a peeled apple and giving it to a pig!

    :shock:

    #437389

    Never pull out grey hairs, for one will be replaced by ten. :|

    #437390

    @pepsi wrote:

    One superstition to get rid of warts involves rubbing a peeled apple and giving it to a pig!

    :shock:

    Not heard that superstition , the one i know about is asking somebody to buy them off you ,as if ..

    #437391

    Let asparin get all damp and festery and use that to remove warts :P

    #437392

    use Cypress oil on them

    #437393

    For the ladies :

    Before reading the boards insert a tena lady in ur knickers especially if you have just showered and put on a clean pair. You never know what and how funny a post is you are going to read, the tena wil save you pissing your pants :lol:

    #437394

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    For the ladies :

    Before reading the boards insert a tena lady in ur knickers especially if you have just showered and put on a clean pair. You never know what and how funny a post is you are going to read, the tena wil save you pissing your pants :lol:

    :lol: :lol:

    I wasn’t wearing any now I have to change my sheets :lol: :lol:

    #437395

    she said pants not sheets :shock:

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