You seem to be under the illusion that all I eat is tinned foods. Suggesting that I should buy packet or fresh food is a little patronising.
It may put your minds at rest to know that I enjoy a mixed diet of many different kinds of food, and it comes in many forms – tinned, packet, fresh, dried, frozen, room temperature, liquid, solid, semi-solid and squishy.
Sweetness I was only joking when I said I would die of starvation if I couldn’t find a working tin opener.
But thanks for your input you lovely inputters.