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To Prison We Shall Go..
Black folks, white folks and inbetweeny puce folks,
Blubber-butts and skinny-shanks and charlie-nostrilled wheezers.
Sweaty oxtered jogging types
And several diamond geezers.
Right wing, Left-wing, the lovers and the haters,
Marxist media luvvie sorts,
Assorted masturbators.
Roundheads, Cavaliers, Republicans and Nihilists,
Fame obsessing airhead whores
With dollar eyes and syphyllis
Old folk, young folk, babies in their prams,
Men with knives in abbatoirs,
The ladies who make jam.
Smart folks, stupid folks, the wheelers and the dealers,
The frigid unapproachable,
The huggy touchy-feelers.
Cast a cage around them all and forge a lock and key,
And then hand it to the gaoler,
Who..
You’ve guessed it..
Would be me!That`l do for me prison, No bills!!… No work!! a nice warm room with 3 meals aday,
a bit of pocket money. a nice tv in me room. get away from this Poxy Life for a while…
BLISS!!!!Do I get time out for good behaviour Esme :) This slopping out is giving me the dry boak !
@rubyred wrote:
Do I get time out for good behaviour Esme :) This slopping out is giving me the dry boak !
No favouritism Rubester. Daily lashings and twice-daily throttlings’ll soon make slopping out seem like ‘The good old days!’
can I not even be a snivelling Kapo…you KNOW the type,blame others while they were the root of the problem in the first instance.!
I shall swear allegiance to Oor wullie and the broons !dinna be tight :)
@esmeralda wrote:
To Prison We Shall Go..
Black folks, white folks and inbetweeny puce folks,
Blubber-butts and skinny-shanks and charlie-nostrilled wheezers.
Sweaty oxtered jogging types
And several diamond geezers.
Right wing, Left-wing, the lovers and the haters,
Marxist media luvvie sorts,
Assorted masturbators.
Roundheads, Cavaliers, Republicans and Nihilists,
Fame obsessing airhead whores
With dollar eyes and syphyllis
Old folk, young folk, babies in their prams,
Men with knives in abbatoirs,
The ladies who make jam.
Smart folks, stupid folks, the wheelers and the dealers,
The frigid unapproachable,
The huggy touchy-feelers.
Cast a cage around them all and forge a lock and key,
And then hand it to the gaoler,
Who..
You’ve guessed it..
Would be me!lmao…. I started to sing the first few versus to the theme tune from only fools and horses, but then realised it didnt quite match!!
Nice to see you around again loopy essy :lol:
ya got me at it now shaz…it kinda fits Ian durys.” sweet Gene Vincent” too :)
I remember when a friend of mine went to prison, he said he hated it, full of criminals he said!
my dearest dearest wonderfull lass… ive not laughed as much, for so long, since i was a young un. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i love and hate allof em most of the time, and im one of em several times…. brillifuuukkkkin,illliant.
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