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  • #412158

    NCb

    Keep your friends close and your enimies closer.

    #412159

    Men have only two faults…………what the do , and what they say :wink:

    #412160

    women should be kept well s h agged and short of shoe leather

    #412161

    They’re all gonna have to become lesbians with strap ons then

    #412162

    eve

    @thin ice wrote:

    women should be kept well s h agged and short of shoe leather

    Cheapskate! I would demand at least a pair of shoes! :shock:

    #412163

    For every minute you are angry,
    you lose sixty seconds of happiness

    #412164

    @Velvet 1 wrote:

    For every minute you are angry,
    you lose sixty seconds of happiness

    In that case men should buck up their ideas and not pee us off :lol:

    #412165

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @Velvet 1 wrote:

    For every minute you are angry,
    you lose sixty seconds of happiness

    In that case men should buck up their ideas and not pee us off :lol:

    Well said :cry:

    #412166

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @Velvet 1 wrote:

    For every minute you are angry,
    you lose sixty seconds of happiness

    In that case men should buck up their ideas and not pee us off :lol:

    Especially if you’re like those women who write into those women magazines..

    I cut off my husbands penis, and used it to stir my coffee.. Why?.. Because he didn’t do the dishes..

    I sold my husbands soul to the devil, because he sneezed in the middle of Jeremy Kyle!

    #412167

    I have spoons thanks…. and wouldnt know Jeremy Kyle if he ran up and bit my butt

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