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  • #411938

    anc

    Not sure there is enough room for the two of us, I’d deffo get stuck! :lol:

    #411939

    A different way of looking at things….

    I am thankful:

    For the wife who says it’s hot dogs tonight,
    because she is home with me, and not out with someone else.

    For the husband who is on the sofa being a couch potato,
    because he is home with me and not out at the bars.

    For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes
    because it means she is at home, not on the streets.

    For the taxes I pay
    because it means I am employed .

    For the mess to clean after a party
    because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

    For the clothes that fit a little too snug
    because it means I have enough to eat.

    For my shadow that watches me work
    because it means I am out in the sunshine.

    For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing
    because it means I have a home .

    For all the complaining I hear about the government
    because it means we have freedom of speech.

    For the parking spot I find at the far end of the car park
    because it means I am capable of walking and I have been blessed with transportation .

    For my huge heating bill
    because it means I am warm.

    For the lady behind me in church who sings off key
    because it means I can hear.

    For the pile of laundry and ironing
    because it means I have clothes to wear.

    For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day
    because it means I have been capable of working hard

    For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours
    because it means I am alive.

    And finally, for too much e-mail
    because it means I have friends who are thinking of me.

    #411940

    anc

    Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant,
    all her female friends rub her tummy and say

    “congratulations.”

    But none of them rub your d i c k and say

    “well done”

    :lol:

    #411941

    After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF! :lol:

    #411942

    @anc wrote:

    Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant,
    all her female friends rub her tummy and say

    “congratulations.”

    But none of them rub your d i c k and say

    “well done”

    :lol:

    didnt even know you had a dick

    #411943

    anc

    Life is full of surprises eh?!!! For me to know, and not for you to find out :lol:

    #411944

    @anc wrote:

    Life is full of surprises eh?!!! For me to know, and not for you to find out :lol:

    no worries i dont do crinkleys lol

    #411945

    Love all that you can, give all that you have, smile away your days, and dream away your nights.

    #411946

    To judge a person thinking you know everything, only announces to the world your own ignorance.

    #411947

    :lol:

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