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  • #414318

    Get well soon ! :lol:

    No fancy card but ………

    Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy… Doesn’t try it on.

    Billy Connolly

    :lol:

    #414319

    :shock:

    #414320

    came here after the schzophrenic thread……

    Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself.

    #414321

    If you can’t say something nice, and decide to say it anyway, at least don’t moan about the consequences

    #414322

    Class never runs scared. It is sure-footed and confident, and it can handle whatever comes along.
    Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations.
    Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from mistakes.
    Class knows that good manners are nothing more than a series of small sacrifices and minor inconveniences.
    Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it.
    Class is real. You can’t fake it.
    Class is comfortable in its own skin. It never puts on airs.
    Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down.
    Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse.
    Class can walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.

    Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you’ve got it made. If you don’t have class, no matter what else you have, it won’t make up for it.

    #414323

    But I say to you who hear: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, and pray for those who spitefully use you.

    Oh lord, oh sweet baby jesus,

    Lets pray for Mrs Teapot and the rain that sweepeth across her bridge
    Lets pray for Panda and her tube rides to work
    Lets pray for anc and her wine and bread
    Lets pray for Hefner in the 9.05 at Kempton

    Oh baby jesus let him get a mile on the sand and jockey dobbs hallelujah right on baby

    amen

    #414324

    anc

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Class never runs scared. It is sure-footed and confident, and it can handle whatever comes along.
    Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations.
    Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from mistakes.
    Class knows that good manners are nothing more than a series of small sacrifices and minor inconveniences.
    Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it.
    Class is real. You can’t fake it.
    Class is comfortable in its own skin. It never puts on airs.
    Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down.
    Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse.
    Class can walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.

    Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you’ve got it made. If you don’t have class, no matter what else you have, it won’t make up for it.

    I have – have you?!

    #414325

    @a certain sadness wrote:

    But I say to you who hear: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, and pray for those who spitefully use you.

    Oh lord, oh sweet baby jesus,

    Lets pray for Mrs Teapot and the rain that sweepeth across her bridge
    Lets pray for Panda and her tube rides to work
    Lets pray for anc and her wine and bread
    Lets pray for Hefner in the 9.05 at Kempton

    Oh baby jesus let him get a mile on the sand and jockey dobbs hallelujah right on baby

    amen

    Ha ha!… Certy…. this made me laugh… thank you :D

    Keeps fingers crossed for Hefner :D

    #414326

    anc

    @a certain sadness wrote:

    But I say to you who hear: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, and pray for those who spitefully use you.

    Oh lord, oh sweet baby jesus,

    Lets pray for Mrs Teapot and the rain that sweepeth across her bridge
    Lets pray for Panda and her tube rides to work
    Lets pray for anc and her wine and bread
    Lets pray for Hefner in the 9.05 at Kempton

    Oh baby jesus let him get a mile on the sand and jockey dobbs hallelujah right on baby

    amen

    How do you know I make my own bread?! :lol:

    #414327

    The lord answered my prayers at 14-1, i bet Pepper missed it again.

    :D/

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