BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop at Get The Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1(800)waa-waaa. This is Dr Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bìtchin. If you like this, Great. If you don’t suck it up cupcake, life doesn’t revolve around you