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Not So Deep Thoughts for the Day
The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Seven Funny Thoughts With Attitude
Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea… does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. – Mark Twain
The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
Trust yourself you know more than you think you do. ~ Dr Spock
Always be yourself :)
Be ambitious but never compromise your morals or values
to get to where you want to be ..” Dream as if you’ll live forever, Live as if you’ll die today”
James Dean
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