This should not be funny Mk 2

Stan is obsessed with tractors, has tractor pictures on his wall, tractor duvet cover and a tractor mug. Has Tractor weekly delivered to his door.

He sees an advert for the local agricultural fair and wanders along- after looking around he see’s, pride of place in the main ring, a brand new top of the range, gleaming Massey Ferguson GTI Tractor.

Thinkin no one is lookin, Stan climbs over the rope and sits in the seat pretending he is driving the machine. Suddenly theres this voice “Oi, what the fekk are you doing in that tractor, get out!”.

Stan looks around and sees the security guard and the dozens of people laughing at him pretending to drive the tractor. He jumps out and runs off humiliated and vows his tractor days ore over and that he will have nothing more to do with them.

He decides to celebrate at the local pub so he walks in and orders a pint- while he’s sat there he hears this “whoosh” and sees a huge soot fall out of the chimney- everything is covered in soot. The landlord of the pub is beside himself “The best day of the year for takings, and my pub is ruined, what am I goin to do”

“Leave it to me” says Stan and taking a deep breath, sucks in all the soot leaving the pub spotless. The landlord is grateful and says to Stan “Have free beer all day as a sign of my gratitude but I’m puzzled, how did you do that”

“It’s easy” says Stan ” I’m an ex-tractor fan”