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9 October, 2005 at 7:58 pm #1538
But what the hell! I’m posting it anyway! :D
There were two prawns, James and Christian, swimming along the bottom of the ocean. James accidentally rubs up against an old lantern and whoosh, a genie appears and grants James two wishes.
After a moment’s thought James decides that he wants to becomes a shark so as to gain the respect of all the creatures of the sea. Whoosh, James becomes a shark and swims off.
Two weeks later James is upset. All of his old friends are now afraid of him and his life is miserable. He decides to use his second wish, and he wishes to be a prawn once again. Whoosh…. Now a prawn once more, James swims away to look for his mate Christian.
When he arrives at Christian’s house he knocks on the door and shouts out for Christian. “Go away”, says Christian, “you’re a shark and you’ll just eat me”.
“No I won’t”, shouts James, “I’m a prawn again Christian”.
ba da boom tish!
9 October, 2005 at 8:00 pm #151968oh god thats awful lol
9 October, 2005 at 8:07 pm #151969the fact it was’nt funny, made me laugh :)
9 October, 2005 at 10:20 pm #151970I dont get it..?? :?
10 October, 2005 at 10:07 am #151971@~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:
I dont get it..?? :?
Same here… :-s
help! a joke that I can’t understand fully!!! this can’t be happening
11 October, 2005 at 8:10 am #151972@Beatty Blue wrote:
@~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:
I dont get it..?? :?
Same here… :-s
help! a joke that I can’t understand fully!!! this can’t be happening
A pranw again cristian, when someone has a new out look on life they are Born again cristians, and coz james has changed he is a “prawn again cristian” :lol:
Hope i explained it ok :lol:
11 October, 2005 at 8:36 am #151973@becky wrote:
@Beatty Blue wrote:
@~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:
I dont get it..?? :?
Same here… :-s
help! a joke that I can’t understand fully!!! this can’t be happening
A pranw again cristian, when someone has a new out look on life they are Born again cristians, and coz james has changed he is a “prawn again cristian” :lol:
Hope i explained it ok :lol:
:-s :? :| :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol:
took me a moment there, but I finally got it 8) ](*,)
it’s that “language wall” you know :roll:11 October, 2005 at 8:37 am #151974@Beatty Blue wrote:
@becky wrote:
@Beatty Blue wrote:
@~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:
I dont get it..?? :?
Same here… :-s
help! a joke that I can’t understand fully!!! this can’t be happening
A pranw again cristian, when someone has a new out look on life they are Born again cristians, and coz james has changed he is a “prawn again cristian” :lol:
Hope i explained it ok :lol:
:-s :? :| :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol:
took me a moment there, but I finally got it 8) ](*,)Glad to help :wink: :lol:
11 October, 2005 at 8:39 am #151975thanks :D you are a real sweet heart :wink:
11 October, 2005 at 6:30 pm #151976I aim to confuse 8) :wink:
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