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    oh mines is a damm bonny 5 foot 9 (ish) ..obviously im not gonna go into it on open boards..she is a cracker ! and her man is a bonny looking man.but NOT as bonny as mine (chuckle) and the bairns MY double,,god help him,!

    her daddy was tall.blue eyed with dark lashes and hair..i always KNEW my son in law was a divvy..but dont worry..he wouldnt DARE !!

    he never takes her out,,only to local pub..ffs.he should be showing her off..so instead she comes out with me ! and lets face it..im her mummy..so we go one young pub,,one older pub etc. he called her a bad word last night when drunk,,im seething..! she can get ANY man!

    and folks will say ” oh he WAS drunk” blah de blah..i take it personally ! grrrrr.

    sometimes im half glad her daddy isnt alive !

    #284797

    pats..i used to think ” hell hath no fury like a mother scorned” ,,,im realising it more and more as a granny im worse :)

    #284798

    @rubyred wrote:

    pats..i used to think ” hell hath no fury like a mother scorned” ,,,im realising it more and more as a granny im worse :)

    oh deffo rubes…………….my girls man dunt like her wearin short skirst cos even after 5 babies she as a figure to die for…..he ad the right hump other day cos lorry drivers was pippin her…………i say u got it u flaunt it girl………….my g/kids are a gorgeous mix of her blonde hair n blue eyes an his black hair n chocolate brown eyes.

    #284799

    sound similar to mine hon..ya got mail !

    #284800

    i can remember being in spain,,,they assumed we were German..was in a head on collisuin with germans..they took THEN “home” first and we were directed to some bar in Inca..we are all blondes with blue eyes..and we arrived there,,

    like a spagetti western..the crone in the rocking chair,,(barmaid) the young guys playing ppker and the spanish lassies that have that sunbirnt auburn hair…

    the first expression i learnt was ” yo soy escocessa” …and the mood relaxed as i tolf them we were Scots.

    we fought them on the beaches,,but by god we finished them in a fiat panda !

    this GUARDA with guns pointing etc..I LEARNT to speak espanol…

    AND they took the German side until i Explained ” vive la catalonia y escossa ! !

    phew !

    #284801

    Have you been at the cooking Sherry again Ruby???

    #284802

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Have you been at the cooking Sherry again Ruby???

    an u can fook off too lol. :lol:

    #284803

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Have you been at the cooking Sherry again Ruby???

    no…oh dear..i like to contibute PB,,i admit im a wee bit different.and its lovely people like you that make me wanna speak !

    i dont have this problem with Martin PB,,take the hint eh !!

    w,an,ker !

    #284804

    @pats wrote:

    fook me i’m surrounded by dwarfs! :shock:

    Snow White lmfao!!!!!!!!! :lol:

    #284805

    @pats wrote:

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Have you been at the cooking Sherry again Ruby???

    an u can fook off too lol. :lol:

    aye !

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