THIS IS WHY

Said in a garbled, slow, Geordie accent. Day 2 in the celebrity JC Big Brother house. Mark has consumed vast amounts of wine for the second night on the trot. The remains of tonights meal plastered down the front of his 80’s purple Paisley shirt, unidentified food nestling in his 70’s porn star mustache. Mark is drunkenly staggering around the house desperately searching for Mario and Thin and snarling incoherently at Somer… “You got no friends in this house Somer Mark squarks incoherently and where is that (alleged) “perve” Mario hiding, I want to make sure he hasn’t “sh@gged” any of my JC “birds… There’s gonna be trouble tonight if he has” Burp.