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:shock: :shock: :shock: i think i mite of dated a couple of them
Just goes to show, women really do wanna look their best to get wed…..then it all goes t.its up…….another thing just a general question how come men always do make up better than i can GRRRRRRRRRR
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
I have to say, thats quite amazing PB. Most of those mingers actually scrubbed up impressively!
Next time im in tesco’s, all im gonna think when i see some housewife is……hmmmm nice, but oh u could be so much better :DThat’s all very well …. but what if it were the other way around??? You go out with some seriously gorgeous looking woman … real eye candy …. and next morning your pillow case and sheets are covered in pancake make-up, and you recognise her as Mavis the minger from Tesco. Ugh what a horrible shock!!!
Maybe trophy girlfriends ought to carry a Certificate of Authenticity stating that they haven’t artificially over-enhanced themselves. It might also be a sensible precaution to hose them down with a firehose or put them through a carwash beforehand so as to avoid any unpleasant surprises.
I still reckon that they should be made to pay damages for shock and distress.
After all if you wanted to pork a pig, you’d visit a piggery eh?
@alan snowman wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: i think i mite of dated a couple of them
You was lucky i think i was married to one of them, feck i must of had beer goggles all the time :lol:
@forumhostpb wrote:
I was sent a link to this site (below) that shows pictures of females before and after an extreme make-up session.
This is utterly horrifying and is the absolute proof that ‘beer goggles’ simply don’t exist.
For example ….just imagine that you went out with the one at the top left (with her ”after” face on) and woke up the next morning to be greeted by the ”before” face. God it quite makes you shudder!!!
Check it out here …> http://eatliver.com/makeup/#null
(Re: This is TERRIFYING !!!!!) tsk PB you are such a drama queen sometimes :wink:
I thought a few of them where ok without the make up
Sorry but I just could`nt resist popping back for a look see :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bye Beck`s :lol: :lol: :lol:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Praise the lord…. Its a miracle…. :lol: :lol:
:roll: :roll: Fs and i promised his kidneys to the local hospital tut
Was going to give them his bo ll ocks but they couldnt find any :twisted:
Extreme make over includes full reconstructive surgery as well i think….although the one 2nd from the right top row is the image of the nasty ghostie on the train in Ghost isnt she…..ermm he… ermmmmm :? :wink:
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