This is soooooo true—and funny!!!!!!

Subject: This is soooooo true—and very funny!!!!!!

For all you moms and soon to be mommy’s …this is a good read!
Love to you-

A man came home from work and found his three children outside,
still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his
wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there
was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one
wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and
the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled
on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was
spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile
of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles
of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out
the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels,
scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper
lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in
the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here
today?” She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when
you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”

Yes,” was his incredulous reply.

She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”