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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) TransubstantiateThings that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…
a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. :lol:
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning :lol: :lol:a really gorgeous woman follows me about when im drunk. Every time i look in a mirror,there she is,pouting at me. She reminds me a bit of myself actually,as we seem to always wear the same clothes as each other !
She is well hot !
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Errrrm and if your not drunk and still carnt say them :oops: :oops: Or read them for that matter lol
Or no what they mean could i pretend to be drunk all the time
my mum cant say aluminium, drunk or sober
my address :oops:
@rubyred wrote:
a really gorgeous woman follows me about when im drunk. Every time i look in a mirror,there she is,pouting at me. She reminds me a bit of myself actually,as we seem to always wear the same clothes as each other !
She is well hot !
:lol: :lol: :lol:
He was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater 8) I like to think I sing it perfect :lol:
“They do though don’t they though?”
(Actually, that’s probably the only sentence I CAN string together whilst pissed)
:-s
@rubyred wrote:
a really gorgeous woman follows me about when im drunk. Every time i look in a mirror,there she is,pouting at me. She reminds me a bit of myself actually,as we seem to always wear the same clothes as each other !
She is well hot !
lmao Ruby you nutter x
@sharongooner wrote:
He was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater 8) I like to think I sing it perfect :lol:
not that song but still funny
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/97020
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