things to ponder!!!!

Can you cry under water?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

How come we choose from just two people for the President and fifty for Miss Universe?

If a emergency telephone no. operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?