Things to do when your board.
1. pick toe nails
2. clear out ear wax
3. recite the lords prayer backwards (don’t ask me to i aint ever been that board yet)
4. Play naked knock and run
5. Phone the police and make a hoax call to see how long it takes them to respond
6. Do the washing up, if there isn’t any then make some
7. Dig the garden up (suppose your sat there thinking what garden – chelsea gardens of course)
8. Go into an underwear shop and ask to try on loads of different underwear ( and have a w.ank in the changing booth)
9. Do a handstand and see how long it takes for the blood to rush to your head and pass out
10. Drink aftershave through a sweaty sock followed by sour milk, and watch yourself throw up ( then there is the mess to clean up afterwards)
There just some ideas, let me know if ya do any of them :lol: :lol: