These should be banned foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……
Red Bull ~ not only does it not give you wings (hence false advertising) but it also makes your breath smell like poo and frankly makes me wanna chunder.
Marmite ~ tis the spawn of the devil!
Ironing ~ I think we should all just start a trend of wearing everything creased. Life’s too short to spend it worrying if our clothes are smooth…. whyyyyyyyyyyy ffs??? Who decided they all have to be flat and perfect anyhoo?
Me thinking impure thoughts about Joe Calzaghe ~ I’m sure his wife would like to see that banned. :P