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  • 11 April, 2006 at 9:01 am #208966

    Mrs Clean

    @magnifico wrote:

    my sister once asked at dinner……….
    “when do chickens become turkeys, is it when they get to a certain size?”

    and she was 20 at the time :lol: :lol: :lol:

    a couple of yrs ago, my son (who was about 5 at the time) noticed his first erection one morning……….and came rushing into our bedroom with a huge grin on his face, and said…
    “mum, dad. look at this…its HUGE!”

    it’s gonna be a shame to tell him, he cant do that when he’s on his first date :lol:

    LMAO, oh my god, do they get erections at 5 ??? My son is 2 and a half now and I’m dreading the day he says, mummy look at this !!!!!! LOL

    11 April, 2006 at 9:05 am #208967

    Becky

    @Mrs Clean wrote:

    @magnifico wrote:

    my sister once asked at dinner……….
    “when do chickens become turkeys, is it when they get to a certain size?”

    and she was 20 at the time :lol: :lol: :lol:

    a couple of yrs ago, my son (who was about 5 at the time) noticed his first erection one morning……….and came rushing into our bedroom with a huge grin on his face, and said…
    “mum, dad. look at this…its HUGE!”

    it’s gonna be a shame to tell him, he cant do that when he’s on his first date :lol:

    LMAO, oh my god, do they get erections at 5 ??? My son is 2 and a half now and I’m dreading the day he says, mummy look at this !!!!!! LOL

    I have 2 girls and im dreading the day they know what 1 is :cry:
    But my kids have put me in situations where i have wanted to curl up and die but they dont know any better they are only 4 and 2, well my 4 year old was shopping with me and her daddy and she saw a trolley for the people on those motor cars wheelchairs. She said “wow monny next time can we have one of those motorbike trollies coz then you wont moan when people get in your way you can just move them out your way” i was so shocked my hubby walked off laughing and left me to explain things to her :oops:

    11 April, 2006 at 9:20 am #208968

    ugo

    ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET …?

    HOW FAR IS IT NOW ….!!!!

    I NEED TOILET …….

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    11 April, 2006 at 9:28 am #208969

    magnifico

    @ugo wrote:

    ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET …?

    HOW FAR IS IT NOW ….!!!!

    I NEED TOILET …….

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    oh yeah…the perennial favourites :lol:
    and…”i need a glass of water”

    11 April, 2006 at 6:06 pm #208970

    Rainbowbrite

    Beatrice (4 yrs old) said to me today… “that looks like poo. I dont want to play with it thank you”

    I was preparing the terracotta clay for the activity this afternoon.

    My special needs little boy continues and persists in singing Jingle bells everyday at lunch at full volume. He does not know all the words so its a broken record player senario.

    11 April, 2006 at 6:36 pm #208971

    PATS

    my daughter once asked for a horse for christmas. and a slapping stick. she meant a riding crop. :roll:

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