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MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied
she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you
don’t remember you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. “I love you
so much, that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom
window.”BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s
me?”SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
“Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”Drew (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I cost?”
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked
his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, “I don’t know what’ll happen
with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?”JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: “The
man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but
his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” Concerned, James asked:
“What happened to the flea?”TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?” :lol:The Sermon I think this Mum will never forget…. was this particular Sunday sermon…
“Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
and a rapturous look on his upturned face. “Without you, we are but
dust.”
He would have continued but at that moment my very observant
daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “Mommy, what is butt dust?”:D :D :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i love em hehehehehehehe
My daughter was just 3 when her 6 month old baby brother was christened, all was silent in the church apart from the vicar talking about the importance of “Jesus Christ” when my daughter said very loudly
” Mummy, you shout JESUS CHRIST sometimes” !! The vicar was not impressed.:oops:
I took my kids swimming one sunday with my parents. My youngest, who was 6, was in the cubicle with grandad. The place was full of peeps wandering around, and all of a sudden a little voice piped up
“blimey grandad, you,ve got a hairy willy,!!””” FFS. I was soooo embarrassed. :oops: :oops:@bat wrote:
I took my kids swimming one sunday with my grandparents. My youngest, who was 6, was in the cubicle with grandad. The place was full of peeps wandering around, and all of a sudden a little voice piped up
“blimey grandad, you,ve got a hairy willy,!!””” FFS. I was soooo embarrassed. :oops: :oops:LMAO, classic !!!
My bag of chips looked big but I opened it there weren’t many there
@stephie wrote:
My bag of chips looked big but I opened it there weren’t many there
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :?
my kids were fighting today and my lass was pushing my laddies head to the side. he shouted ‘get off before something falls out!!!!’ we all started laughing and i said ‘like what?’ he whinged ‘my eye or my brain!!’ :lol: :lol: :lol:
@bat wrote:
I took my kids swimming one sunday with my grandparents. My youngest, who was 6, was in the cubicle with grandad. The place was full of peeps wandering around, and all of a sudden a little voice piped up
“blimey grandad, you,ve got a hairy willy,!!””” FFS. I was soooo embarrassed. :oops: :oops:PMLLLL – that had me laughing…. :lol: :lol: :lol:
my sister once asked at dinner……….
“when do chickens become turkeys, is it when they get to a certain size?”and she was 20 at the time :lol: :lol: :lol:
a couple of yrs ago, my son (who was about 5 at the time) noticed his first erection one morning……….and came rushing into our bedroom with a huge grin on his face, and said…
“mum, dad. look at this…its HUGE!”it’s gonna be a shame to tell him, he cant do that when he’s on his first date :lol:
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