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oh I’m with you Jen . . :wink:
@jen_jen wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
in a cold shower? :?
That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D
But if a cold shower adversely affects a man’s mojo (which no man has commented on yet) why would you want to get in the shower with him? Unless you didn’t fancy him…in which case why are you getting in the shower with him? :?
Still with me? I think I need a coffee before I type anything else… :lol:
Gave this some thought………….. how about if the cold shower was one of those at the edge of the beach ( the ones you use to rinse the sand off) and the chap was lathered in ambre solair and built like Adonis in widdy widdy black speedos and your skin was all hot and tingly………… yep I gave this far too much though :oops:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
in a cold shower? :?
That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D
But if a cold shower adversely affects a man’s mojo (which no man has commented on yet) why would you want to get in the shower with him? Unless you didn’t fancy him…in which case why are you getting in the shower with him? :?
Still with me? I think I need a coffee before I type anything else… :lol:
Gave this some thought………….. how about if the cold shower was one of those at the edge of the beach ( the ones you use to rinse the sand off) and the chap was lathered in ambre solair and built like Adonis in widdy widdy black speedos and your skin was all hot and tingly………… yep I gave this far too much though :oops:
Lol! But….ummm….can I skip on the widdy widdy black speedos? makes me think of guys with over-inflated egos (yes I said egos!) who think they’re god’s gift to women as they strut up and down the beach…either that or middle-aged overweight men who think they look sooooo sexy with their paunch overhanging a teeny weeeny speedo cossie that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination! :-…
So….the above Adonis on the edge of the beach minus the speedos please! oh, and please don’t let him have a squeaky voice like Beckham (I don’t ask for much do I?) :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
in a cold shower? :?
That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D
But if a cold shower adversely affects a man’s mojo (which no man has commented on yet) why would you want to get in the shower with him? Unless you didn’t fancy him…in which case why are you getting in the shower with him? :?
Still with me? I think I need a coffee before I type anything else… :lol:
Gave this some thought………….. how about if the cold shower was one of those at the edge of the beach ( the ones you use to rinse the sand off) and the chap was lathered in ambre solair and built like Adonis in widdy widdy black speedos and your skin was all hot and tingly………… yep I gave this far too much though :oops:
I love the way Velv thinks and i agree with Jen Jen about the speedos but Beckham? Hey come on! Who give a fk about the way he talks???? 8)
Lol! But….ummm….can I skip on the widdy widdy black speedos? makes me think of guys with over-inflated egos (yes I said egos!) who think they’re god’s gift to women as they strut up and down the beach…either that or middle-aged overweight men who think they look sooooo sexy with their paunch overhanging a teeny weeeny speedo cossie that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination! :-…
So….the above Adonis on the edge of the beach minus the speedos please! oh, and please don’t let him have a squeaky voice like Beckham (I don’t ask for much do I?) :lol:
There’s just no pleasing some foil tut
Ok lets remove the speedos…. add some cute swim shorts, a shy smile and squash the ego… will that do ladies 8)
Do you have to add the swim shorts? :wink: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
Do you have to add the swim shorts? :wink: :lol:
Good Grief !!! There is just no pleasing some folk
I am liking the sound of this :lol: :lol: and am def with Jen . . loose the shorts :wink:
Ok hes naked…. hung like a donkey….. shy smile…. has no idea how gorgeous he is and only has eyes for you……………. Bet someone complains and asks for something else !!!
Oh and he carries you over the sand so you don’t get sand in ya tootsies…… into the sea and snogs ya chops off….. did i mention he’s got a boat
You’ve met my mmm!!!!
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