The year in review ~ for a Blonde ~

The year in review ~ for a Blonde ~

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. “duh”…. bottles won’t fit in typewriter ! ! !
March – Got excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.box said “2-4 years !”
April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out ! ! !

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets ! ! !
June – Tried to go water skiing….couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July – Lost breast-stroke swimming competition…..learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms ! ! !

August – Got locked out of car in rainstorm…..car swamped, because top was down.

September – Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is “C”.isn’t it ? ? ?
October – Hate M&M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 ! ! !
December – Couldn’t call 911..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the phone ! ! !