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  • #17615

    This is your mind
    this is your mind on toast
    this is your toast
    this is your toast on my mind.

    #495758

    My Pickle

    …may my pickle stroll about hungry
    and fearless and thirsty and supple
    and even if it’s sunday may it be wrong
    for whenever gherkins are green they are not young

    and may my sweet and sour do nothing usefully
    and love yourself so more than pickle-juicey
    there’s never been quite such a fool who could fail
    pulling all the sky over him with one bite.

    #495759

    A Short Break in the Woods While it Snows

    I think I know who owns these woods.
    He lives in town.
    He would not like it for me to pause here
    To watch the snow fall.

    My horse knows it is odd
    To stop here on a whim.
    He would like to get home.

    Hey! These woods go far!
    There is not a soul here but me!
    And the light is dim, at best!

    I have said that I will do things.
    It will take me some time to get there.
    Good grief! I still have a long way to go.
    I should move on.

    #495760

    This is one of mine……..its called ladders and sausages

    Up the ladder i went today
    saw the sky, hey,hey
    feet on the rungs holding tight
    felt so hungry ready for a bite

    I wondered then what was for tea
    maybe beef or lamb
    but sausages on a plate for me
    oh well tomorrow is another day.

    #495761

    One I remember appparently anonymous

    Etiquette

    I eat my peas with honey
    I’ve done it all my life
    It makes the peas taste funny
    But it keeps them on the knife

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