The Weiner

I would like to know if a man called Anthony Weiner has been in Just Chat bothering the chaste ladies who inhabit Room f 3.

He was a Democratic Congressman, married to a top aide of Hillary Clinton.

He also has a large appendage.

I don’t just mean larger than normal.

I mean extraordinarily large. I am talking about what ladies call a whopper.

And he has an obsession with showing it off in texts, mesaages and other aspects of the social media.

In fact he can’t keep it in his pants.

His wife demonstrated an extraordinary loyalty to him, showing her own taste in men.

He was forced to resign as a Congressman when he was exposed as a Weiner-perv. Then, with his wife’s hand beside him, he tried to resurrect his career by running for NY Mayor. Only to be exposed again when he continued to show his Weiner off to any woman who wanted to see its size.

Eventually his wife, to her deep grief and loss, was forced to remove herself from his side and show she wanted nothing to do with him. I know we all commiserate with her for her bravery and grieve with her for her loss.

The FBI are now investigating him for new perv acts, and this has led to a scandal with Hillary’s e-mails. Has she been Weinered, I wonder???

Donald Trump (!) has called him a ‘perve’ and a ‘sleaze’.

I want to know if this man has been on JC bothering the ladies, and I ask them to resist his dirty advances.

I know they will.