the weekend so far

we went to a bootsale this morning, and I was all excited about getting a burger for breakfast. Ordered three burgers and chips, got given a ticket and sat down. Thick girl comes over and says they are out of burgers so I ask for a refund and we left.

Went to a second bootsale, and as we have been before we knew their burgers were rank so I asked for hotdog and chips… well…. am I the only one who presumes that means a sausage type thingy in a roll?

Thick girl gets a paper plate, chucks a few chips on it.. not enough so already I werent impressed. Next… she gets a sausage from the grill, cuts it in half and puts it on the plate with the measly amount of chips.. ok, I thought she’d put it in a roll in a minute, so didnt say anything.

She says do you want onions, yes please I said. WELL…. she chucks the onions on the roll-less cut sausage and over the chips!!!!!

I said “I want it in a roll, like a hotdog” she says “that is a hotdog” I said “no it isnt, its a cut up sausage” she says “thats how they come” :shock:

I said “poke it” and we left.

Ended up at the burger van at tescos, what a waste of a morning!

And I never found the guitar I wanted either. :twisted:

Its pants innit!

Absolutely BM, glad you understand my anger! :lol: