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    Fred and Mary get married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s Mom and Dad’s house for their first night together.
    In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
    She replies, ‘No’.
    Johnny asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’
    His mom replies, ‘I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.’
    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’
    She replies, ‘No.’
    Johnny says, ‘Do you know what I think?’
    His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.’
    After school, Johnny comes
    home and asks again, ‘Are Fred and Mary up yet?’
    His mom says, ‘No.’
    He asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’

    His mom replies, ‘Ok, now tell me what you think?’

    He says: ‘Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think…

    I gave him my airplane glue.

    #365394

    rosyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my dear friend how ya doin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    #365395

    rosyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my dear friend how ya doin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    #365396

    Hiya Cath my ickle friend…………..ime doing ok ………hows you ? xxxx

    #365397

    @rossylass wrote:

    Hiya Cath my ickle friend…………..ime doing ok ………hows you ? xxxx

    hey same old cra/p goin on but hey lol one day me prince will get here lol he’s prob just gotta fix his puncture on his bike lol…….. u still on m s n hunnie?
    xxxx

    #365398

    Yeah sent you a pm xx

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