THE USELESS INFO THREAD

[sceptical guy]

In New York City, adultery is a criminal offence, punishable by imprisonment

[rogue trader]

gay swans shag females then nick their eggs and take them back to their boyfriends

that is a true fact.

also

“beam me up scotty” was never said in any episode of star trek

a gynozoon is an animal trained to perform sexual acts on a human

if Kerry katona was a battery hen she would serve more purpose than if eamon hughes was a bouncy castle.
ty.

[lucy53leeds]

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon, brb of for a bacon butty :lol:

[rogue trader]

waves to lucy leeds,wb
what you been up to you minx?

[lucy53leeds]

@rogue trader wrote:

waves to lucy leeds,wb
what you been up to you minx?

ya cheeky monkey cosy :lol: ive been relocating into my little granny flat, working, more working :lol:

[Bemused Bystander]

All packets of crisps go out of date on a Saturday.

[rogue trader]

the average height of a chat guide is 5 ft four
which is why lucy aka bridget the midget
failed to graduate
because she is only 4ft 8
even shorter than sunny.

[Irish_Lucy]

:lol: :lol:

im 5′ 2″ AND A HALF you lanky sh1t.

[rogue trader]

I see you don’t mind sharing your lack of vocabulary with us lucy
that’s all it is you know ,swearing
its not big
and all together audience
ITS NOT CLEVER

[Trapper]

sh1t isn’t swearing however shit is

[Author]

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