The Twelve JC Days of Christmas

why is there an age restriction on a bean bag?

Fecking love them, esp the one in the pic, nice and long to lounge on.

ive read your posts a lot martin,not because i want to,its just that they are there,i will read anything me,but whilst wading your never ending threads/posts
ive been analysing,as yer do like
correct me if im wrong,but you seem a tad disconsolate
bit down in the mouth so to speak
ever thought of having a laugh?
you seem to have the world on your shoulders
just slow down,slam on the brakes
im somebody genuinely likes you,they can pm e mail whatever
dont chase friendship martin it will come to you
all the best marty hny.

Never ending? You have me confused with someone else I believe. I have 4355 pages of observations, quips, jokes, stories, bon mots, parables, litotes, poems, fables and idioms; all waiting to be typed and to entertain my fellow just chaters. Just need to get some work out of the way and I shall start on it.

Humour didn’t work for me. I spent ages in that chat room being silly and making short jokes. I guess even the Les Dennis joke book has more funny jokes than I have in my locker. Well to be honest, I don’t have a locker. It is a bookcase and a file on my PC that holds that treasure chest of jokes. Well not actually a treasure chest, more of a metaphorical box of copper coins that you can no longer read and really smells.

Anyway I can’t get much peace at the moment. Only the other day I heard people hammering at my door and shouting that I needed to be saved and that I was going to burn. The noise they made gave me a terrible headache I can tell you. But I suppose the firemen were only doing their job.

BOND girl Eos Chater