The Truth THREAD

[ugo]

@pats wrote:

@biff wrote:

Thankyou Pats, now could you please tell your *head muppet * ( his words ) :lol: :lol: that im me…………….thankyou xxx

:?: but who is biff????????

EXACTLY =D> =D> =D>

[biff]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

[ugo]

http://www.msnchristmascountdown.co.uk/index.htm

[fastcars]

The truth thread…… :-k

Ok ok…. I will be honest.. 8-[

Im not really a car.. :oops: :-

[ugo]

@fastcars wrote:

The truth thread…… :-k

Ok ok…. I will be honest.. 8-[

Are you a slow truck then

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Im not really a car.. :oops: :-

[PATS]

@ugo wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

The truth thread…… :-k

Ok ok…. I will be honest.. 8-[

Are you a slow truck then

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:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :lol:

Im not really a car.. :oops: :-

:D :D :D :D :D UGO !! [-X O:)

[Lucky]

chitty chitty bang bang :lol:

[ugo]

why is it you can sit there on a saturday morning , watch the whole programme “Saturday morning Kitchen ” then go on the website , print off the instructions & what you need , follow it to the letter & it all goes ti*s up at the end grrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil: :(

Beef rendang

[ugo]

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It’s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER’S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* — a poopie!

[Catmanblue]

okay i have a confession – I hope you are all sitting comfortably as this is going to shock you :shock:

im not a cat :oops:

im not a man :roll: :lol:

and im not blue :shock: :shock:

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