The Stork

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest nine months later.

Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks the teacher,
“Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you’re getting your birds mixed up ‘cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag on the beach..!!!”