The SPELL CHECKER

The Bolton Bomber waddled into forum 3 Her spell checker at the ready, who can I correct today she thought. Will Trouble Fem be the victim of my correction pen again or willl ………. Her thoughts were stopped abruptly as Joker entered the room, immediately she cried out “Iggy Iggy Iggy” and her puppet echoed “oi oi oi” in response followed by a “Lol Blondie” and “I’m laughing here”. Claire was always on the ball and wanted to show the coven she was worthy of her pointy hat & broom. Quickly she texted her boyfriend Chris (a former Squash coach for the Welsh International Cockroach Hunters Association) who was sitting at the other end of the room watching a re-run of Bargain Hunt, she just had to tell him the Guy she had phoned on Christmas Morning had just entered the room. Her text read as Follows ” Joekr the gyu i carled jus cum in loko” Claire’s spelling always went to pot when she got excited or when her wine was flowing.

“LOL Claire” said Blondie.
“LOL BLONDE” said Claire.
“LOL LOL” Said Blondie.
“LOL LOL LOL Pissing myself here” Said Claire.

Troubs undeterred by Blondies snide comment continued to cyber Vippy, nothing was gonna stop her having a portion of vippies portion.
And so another evening in Just chat began.
Joker hearing that blondie had had a successful Gastric Band fitted was eager to enquire if they’d used the inner tube he’d donated from his old tractor, He was a little concerned as the diameter was only XXXXXXXXXL and blondie exceeded that by 3 X’s to his knowledge.
Nonetheless Joker noted that Blondie was on form and therefore recovering well as she’d already corrected 11 chatters for saying your instead of you’re. ” It gets right up my anal passage that people can’t spell properly” she mothered across any eyes that bothered to read her comment. Then Quickly corrected her comment to read Nasal Passage as she’d see Axante stroll into the room. Axante being blondies first and only success from her time in JC. Her body ached and she wasn’t sure if it was the 42 Ryvitas with low fat butter and Goose liver Pate or her yearning for the love of her life Axante that triggered it off, but one thing she was sure of; She needed bigger packets of Ryvita.

Everyone was having fun making silly comments about Christmas, with all the usual sexual innuendos being batted from one chatter to another. Nothing Not even claire playing her sympathy sister card was gonna spoil it for anyone. Blondie had iggied so many she only had claire left to chat to and even blondie couldn’t live with that thought so she returned to her Gamblers Weekly. Claire was furious her puppet master had deserted her, she lashed out verbally at Shindig , then remembered that thin had called her a lettuce licker so she fired her fiery breath his way “Well I aint got a gay son Thin” “Least I don’t do men from here” Fact is till her neighbour had got over his divorce and wanted a bit of leg over Claire didn’t do anything, And when she did it was only if she got booted from JC so as not to lose valuable time from her life. And So with Blonde & Claire here to correct our spellings I wonder if WH Smiths will accept the OED back as I won’t need it.