The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

so here we are ladled with handbags, jewels and perfumery and a couple of Clives in lovely knitwear.

Its been a wonderful day 8)

just gotta sell them now, so we can spend the money on cheaper clothes,mobile phones,white lighting and pickled eggs !

I’ll just have a ginger beer (no euphemism here) and a pickled Clive if I may!! :twisted:

[sharongooner]

and shall we return the store detective? I do think we could keep hold of him though, he does remind me of Fasty. :lol:

Im very partial to a drop of fiery ginger beer myself.

[rubyred]

I love ginger beer too !! ya get the best burp EVER after it. only seconded by original lucozade.

yeah the security guard is fastyesque ! I thought it was the time i went to a fancy dress as Irma Grese the nazi female war criminal, at first. Imagine my shock at knowing id just past fasty with Tracey Island AND the entire In the night garden,and a hula hoop under me fedora.. !

the cleavage distracted him !

[sharongooner]

@rubyred wrote:

I love ginger beer too !! ya get the best burp EVER after it. only seconded by original lucozade.

yeah the security guard is fastyesque ! I thought it was the time i went to a fancy dress as Irma Grese the nazi female war criminal, at first. Imagine my shock at knowing id just past fasty with Tracey Island AND the entire In the night garden,and a hula hoop under me fedora.. !

the cleavage distracted him !

Im picturing the blond one from allo allo… is it Elga?

With the nice plait over her head :lol:

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

I love ginger beer too !! ya get the best burp EVER after it. only seconded by original lucozade.

yeah the security guard is fastyesque ! I thought it was the time i went to a fancy dress as Irma Grese the nazi female war criminal, at first. Imagine my shock at knowing id just past fasty with Tracey Island AND the entire In the night garden,and a hula hoop under me fedora.. !

the cleavage distracted him !

Yeah..your BUM cleavage..you had yer skirt tucked into ya thong at the back. TrannyFastyGuard thought it was two baldy fellas trying on a cravat!

[Dawny]

*Joins the thieving squad tomorrow*

[Pete]

I might buy a deep fat fryer and a bread maker and summat else i aint decided on yet

[Esmeralda]

@pete wrote:

I might buy a deep fat fryer and a bread maker and summat else i aint decided on yet

No problems. I shall borrow a baby, wheel it into Curry’s Electrical Emporium..and wheech the desired white goods up it’s nappy.
Sorted. :wink:

[sharongooner]

Any particular brand Pete? We aim to please you know.

I’ll even stick a George Formby grill up my “poorly” jumper for you :wink:

[Pete]

err

Kenwood DF380 Easyclean Deep Fat Fryer

aint looked at breadmakers yet i got one but some silly sod has lost book

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