The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread

[Dawny]

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

we can all meet in the pub next to harrods and share the bounty,,and NO esme im no on about you in the sweetie section ! Get yer erse to the hand-made cashmeres noo !

I only managed to snatch a lovely Paul Smith soft cotton cardigan in a fine stripe for meself…it was a struggle getting it up me frock..but..

after I sedated him with me parma violet deodorant it was easy. He’s called clive apparently and wants his mum.

Proper laughed out loud at that Esme!!! Good job I had swallowed my mouthfull of water!

[Esmeralda]

@*Dawny* wrote:

*puts in an order for one of these http://www.purseblog.com/limited-editions/chloe-paddington-bags.html *

Would madam like a particular colour of bag..or ir she not ar.sed just so long as it’s big enough to conceal her vodka bottle and Sherry decanter?

[sharongooner]

Big enough to put hair straightners and a rampant rabbit in, the usual essentials of course.

[Dawny]

Blue if you could Esme, but any colour will do. My “ahem” essentials will fit :wink:

[sharongooner]

@*Dawny* wrote:

Blue if you could Esme, but any colour will do. My “ahem” essentials will fit :wink:

Shall we throw in a Clive too?

[Dawny]

Could he come in a different colour Cardi?

[sharongooner]

pmsl, you want him to match the handbag?

[Esmeralda]

@*Dawny* wrote:

Could he come in a different colour Cardi?

The things I do for you Dawny…….

,,I was chased down Oxford Street by the store detective..I never saw the bugger watching me..I mean to say..would YOU have noticed this inconspicuous lurker?

[sharongooner]

oh dear… the loinage!

[chickenman]

You could never tell they were Transexuals :lol:

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