The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread

[Esmeralda]

I’ll bring my coat with the big pockets. Ruby..you flash your cleavage as a distraction..and Shazza you grab the bling. Where shall we start?

[sharongooner]

Bling was always my thing, oh the thrill of getting away with something norty, gets the old adrenalin going…

I dont know how I ever had the nerve though!

[rubyred]

@esmeralda wrote:

I’ll bring my coat with the big pockets. Ruby..you flash your cleavage as a distraction..and Shazza you grab the bling. Where shall we start?

Im sorry but ” who are you ” .. im cunningly disguised as an upwardly mobile 40 something.Im walking about the shop with Gucci bags i got from Ebay, Im in the make up department at the clarins counter actually, pretending to rub a lippy sample on my hand, as i fill my gucci bags with age renewal cremes,that sell like hot tatties in pubs :)

Just spotted shazza going past the tiffany counter ! I must say she looked fetching dressed as an arab princess !

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

I’ll bring my coat with the big pockets. Ruby..you flash your cleavage as a distraction..and Shazza you grab the bling. Where shall we start?

Im sorry but ” who are you ” .. im cunningly disguised as an upwardly mobile 40 something.Im walking about the shop with Gucci bags i got from Ebay, Im in the make up department at the clarins counter actually, pretending to rub a lippy sample on my hand, as i fill my gucci bags with age renewal cremes,that sell like hot tatties in pubs :)

Just spotted shazza going past the tiffany counter ! I must say she looked fetching dressed as an arab princess !

I’m fondling the lollipops in the sweetie section, in my cunning disguise as Kojak. A Kojak with long black hair right enough, and a frock, and bondage sandals. But otherwise I’m yer man.
“Who loves ya babeee?”

[rubyred]

we can all meet in the pub next to harrods and share the bounty,,and NO esme im no on about you in the sweetie section ! Get yer erse to the hand-made cashmeres noo !

[sharongooner]

I must just sweep by the perfume counter on the way out, need to be smelling nice if we are doing the pubs after our hit.

[ForumHostPB]

Don’t forget to call each other every few minutes to gossip endlessly on about all the things you wish you were doing….. preferably at high volume so that everybody around you HAS to hear the conversation !!! :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

we can all meet in the pub next to harrods and share the bounty,,and NO esme im no on about you in the sweetie section ! Get yer erse to the hand-made cashmeres noo !

I only managed to snatch a lovely Paul Smith soft cotton cardigan in a fine stripe for meself…it was a struggle getting it up me frock..but..

after I sedated him with me parma violet deodorant it was easy. He’s called clive apparently and wants his mum.

[sharongooner]

Aww, Clive is so sweet, I think after an afternoon with us lot it will be more than his mum he will be needing!

[Dawny]

*puts in an order for one of these http://www.purseblog.com/limited-editions/chloe-paddington-bags.html *

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