The ‘SOD THE RECESSION I’M GONNA SPEND’ thread

[sharongooner]

pmsl, at the journey in this thread :lol:

[Esmeralda]

@kateee wrote:

might seem a bit extreme but a new nose and throat would be nice please….. not fussy on size or shape but would like to stick with female variety ……..thank you…..i’ll pay good money :lol:

We’re Ruby and Esme, love, not fecking Burke and Hare..we’re a pair of thieving barstards not dealers in body parts if you please.

Burke and Hare

[Dawny]

*Splutters Water everywhere* :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kateee]

then feef me a goodlookin mask to wear while i got this crusty snotty nose :wink: i was lookin for a miracle tut lol

[Dawny]

Ok girls, we have had a few quiet days, but no more slacking, my girl wants a pink guitar for her birthday tomorrow, and whilst we are at it, we will need a teacher to go with said guitar!
We are also a bit mad on the Jonas Brothers and Camp ROck and flipping Hannah Monfrickingtanna, along with the cretins from High School Musical :roll: so any of those goodies will put us in her good books and we can get her in on the feefing game in the future :wink:

[Esmeralda]

@*Dawny* wrote:

Ok girls, we have had a few quiet days, but no more slacking, my girl wants a pink guitar for her birthday tomorrow, and whilst we are at it, we will need a teacher to go with said guitar!
We are also a bit mad on the Jonas Brothers and Camp ROck and flipping Hannah Monfrickingtanna, along with the cretins from High School Musical :roll: so any of those goodies will put us in her good books and we can get her in on the feefing game in the future :wink:

A pink guitar, you say? Hmm..I’m more an exponent of the pink oboe but am also a mistress of the strumming plucking and fingering, so I shall sally forth forthwith though not forenoon, to Biggar’s Musical Emporium in Glasgow swathed in my capacious ‘feefing’ cloak with the guitar-friendly pockets, at which time I envisage snaffling a Westfield WF820CEQElectro Acoustic Guitar, a Yamaha Standard Flugel Horn, and a Session Pro Fusion Silver 5 piece Drum Kit.
Then into Gregg’s for a swift fudge doughnut up me bloomers. 8)

[Dawny]

She prefers a Vanilla slice :wink: :lol:

[Dawny]

Ok girls, managed to damage my back a wee bit by slipping on the stairs and twisted my already foooked up back :roll:

So could someone please feef me a new back?

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